Satire #3

Oh Trump. It was magnificent of you to say it is a requirement that every presidential candidate "root" his or her campaign in a tale of childhood hardship. I mean you must know all about it. Seeing your family, your mother, sick on her bed. Oh my, and your father working 12 hour shifts. Oh, whats this?  He worked in a "small office". You know with a sizable real estate inheritance. Don't worry we can trust him.