Satire #5

Trump has proven himself to have the largest of heel sizes. Through his words he can really change America. Mind you I don't necessarily think it's for the better. However he has made the normal dull debates into something almost worth watching. To demonstrate our possible leader's words, "Donald Trump said prior to the debate that he wants to be very civil. He said that instead of referring to all Hispanics as criminals, he'll call them criminal Americans." –Conan O'Brien . Just remember America, after this Kanye will save us.

Satire #4

Donald Trump gives the best speeches, he makes the fluency of Bush's speeches wish they could be amazing. He pointed out one of our major flaws. Our cheerleader, Obama, has failed to make 'murica great. So like the good business man he is, Trump takes the wheel in order to make the brand of America great. Or so we hope.

Satire #3

Oh Trump. It was magnificent of you to say it is a requirement that every presidential candidate "root" his or her campaign in a tale of childhood hardship. I mean you must know all about it. Seeing your family, your mother, sick on her bed. Oh my, and your father working 12 hour shifts. Oh, whats this?  He worked in a "small office". You know with a sizable real estate inheritance. Don't worry we can trust him.

Satire #2

I can't believe this guy. I mean he's at it again. “We have wounded soldiers—who I love, I LOVE!—all over the place.”   Don't worry Trump, we all love the troops and presidential candidates. They both seem to have the same presence with you around.

Satire #1

So I know the one thing you do is never talk about political opinions or anything but, Donald Trump is stealing my job. Have you seen the guy? I can't tell if he's in on the joke or not anymore. Was it supposed to show symbolism for our past leaders? Who cares! I know Trump doesn't. I am not upset about losing my job.